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Wanking - Masturbation читать дальше- Мастурбировать/мастурбация.
Obviously a lot needs to be said here. Wanking mainly concerns blokes although birds can wank too, either by shoving stuff up their twats or fingering the Skinhead in a Canoe. Let's just start off with a few euphemisms for wanking to get the ball rolling, you can see how popular it is just by the number of entries.
Все это о том же:
A big date with Rosy Palms
Bashing the Bishop
Beating the balogna
Beating the bed flute
Beating your meat
Beef-stroke-it-off
Being your own best friend
Bleed the weed
Bobbing your boloney
Boxing the bald champ
Burping the baby
Burping the worm
Buttering the corn
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Choking the bald guy until he pukes
Choking the chicken
Clobbering the Kleenex
Coming into your own
Coming to grips with yourself
Cranking the love pump
Cranking the shank
Cuffing the carrot
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Firing the flesh musket
Fisting your mister
Five on one
Flogging the dog
Flogging the hog
Flogging the log
Flute solo
Getting a grip on things
Having a ham shank
Having a Sherman (British)
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
Holding the sausage hostage
Jacking off
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerking off
Jerking the turkey
Lubing the Tube
Making the bald man puke
Making the scene with the magazine
Milking the lizard
Molesting the mole
Much goo about nothing
One gun salute
One man show
One off the wrist
Playing a little five-on-one
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the skin flute
Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
Pleasing your pisser
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Polishing the helmet
Pounding the pud
Pulling the pole
Pulling your hood
Pulling your pud
Pumping the python
Pumping the stump
Ramming the ham
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Riding the great white knuckler
Romancing the bone
Shaking the snake
Shooting your wad
Slamming the salami
Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
Spanking Frank
Spanking the monkey
Spunking
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Squeezing the juice
Squeezing the lemon
Squeezing the weasel
Squeezing your cheese-dog
Stinky pinky
Stirring the batter
Stirring the yogurt
Strainin' the main vein
Strangling the Serpent
Striking the pink match
Stroking it
Stroking off
Stroking the dog
Stroking the lizard
Stroking the mole
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the satin-headed serpent
Stroking the squirmin' German
Stroking the wiener
Stroking your poker
Stroking your twinkie
Taking a nap
Taking a shake break
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking ol' one eye through the fly
Taking part in population control
Taking some time off
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
Talking quietly to yourself
Taming the shrew
Taunting the one-eyed weasel
Teasing the weasel
Teasing the weenie
Tenderizing the meat
Tenderizing the tube steak
Testicular tensile strength test
Testing the testicles
Testing your batteries
That crazy hand jive
The art of Unisex
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
The serta solo
Thrapping
Throwing
Throwing one
Thumping the pump
Ticklewigglejigglepickle
Tickling my fancy
Tickling the ivory
Tickling the one-eyed weasel
Tickling the pickle
Tonking
Torkin' the fork
Torturing the tentacle
Tossing off
Tossing the salad
Tossing the snag
Tossing the turkey
Tossing yogurt
Treating yourself right
Trouser snake CPR
Tugging the slug
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning my horn
Turning Japanese
Twanging the wire
Tweaking your twinkie
Twisting your crank
Twisting your tool
Unloadinging the gun
Using the Force on Darth Vader
Varnishing the flagpole
Violating the hedge-hog
Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
Wacking off
Wacking the one-eyed worm
Wacking the weasel
Wacking the willie
Waking the dead
Waking Wee Willie Wonka
Walking the dog
Walking the plank
Walking the snake
Waltzing with Willy
Wanking
Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Washing the meat
Waving the Magic Wand
Waxing the car
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Waxing your surfboard
Whackin the weasel
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whacking Willy
Whipping off
Whipping the bishop
Whipping the dummy
Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
Whipping the rat
Whipping the stiff
Whipping the wire
Whipping up some sour cream
Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
Whipping your dripper
White-water wristing
Whittling the stick
Whizzing jism
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wonking your conker
Wonking your donk
Workin' out a stiff joint
Working off
Working off a batch
Wrestling the eel
Wrestling the one-eyed monster
Wrestling the purple headed warrior
Wrestling with the bald champ
Wringing out your rope
Wrist aerobics
Yanking off
Yanking the crank
Yanking the yoyo
Yanking your plankНу и кто сказал, что английский язык скуден и беден?
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